skark QDB

Welcome

Welcome to skark QDB!

This web site is a collection of quotes from the Internet Relay Chat network. Currently, the database contains a total of 622 quote(s).

Feel free to look around! Don’t forget to vote for the quotes you love by clicking on the Up↑ link. Give the ones you hate the old thumbs down using the Down↓ link. If you feel any of the quotes should not be in the collection, use the Report link to request removal. If you wish to contact the administrator of this web site, you can do so by sending an e-mail to rwong@houseofskark.net.

Latest News

• The eggdrop interface is largely complete.  The command:

  !aq quote [| quote line2 [| quote line3 [...]]]

  This command adds a quote to the database for approval.  The command alone does nothing; you must supply a quote.  Separate multiple lines with a pipe character (|) and they'll be automatically converted to and from newlines in the database.

  !rq [search term]

  The command alone will dig out a random quote of reasonable size.  If you supply a search term, it will... search randomly through quotes containing it.  If the term is not found, the bot will complain to you.

  Future bot qdb features: Quote +/-, Requesting a quote by number

  —spam, 2008-04-09 14:42 GMT

• Keep 'em comin!  I'll have this tied into eggdrop and joomla eventually!

  —spam, 2007-09-10 14:59 GMT

• Dig through your old logs and submit moments to backfill the QDB!!  Also, as a general guideline, UNLIKE qdb/bash, this is a place to put inside-joke quotes in addition to brililant one-liners since we all ought to know each other.  Go nuts!

  —spam, 2006-12-29 04:46 GMT