<@spam> it's friday the 13th
<@spam> I should put some fucking clothes on
<@spam> I'm stark naked in my chair and have been working for like 4 hours
<@spam> !w msp
<@sysop> Minneapolis-Saint Paul International, Minnesota; 11:53/April 13, 2007; Conditions: Partly Cloudy
<@sysop> Temperature: 49F (9C); Windchill: 45F (7C); High/Low: 51/29F (10/-1C); Humidity: 31%
<@sysop> Dew Point: 19F (-7C); UV: 7/16; Wind: West at 10 MPH (17 KPH)
<@GooB> haha
<@GooB> rock
<@spam> not warm enough for a full day
<@spam> my feet are cold
<@GooB> !w 33664
<@sysop> Tampa, Florida; 12:53/April 13, 2007; Conditions: Clear
<@sysop> Temperature: 84F (29C); High/Low: 84/67F (28/19C); Humidity: 25%
<@sysop> Dew Point: 45F (7C); UV: 14/16; Wind: NE at 8 MPH (13 KPH)
<@HighElf> FUCK YUO
<@HighElf> you have not had motherfucking light mist snow or whatever. :P
<@GooB> no, just lotsa rain
<@spam> rain > light snow mist.
<spam> heh, I just read about the bleeding edge gaming machines
<spam> some of those fuckers are 12 thousand dollars
<spam> whoever needs to play farcry that bad needs to just spend the cash for plastic surgery on their schlong and get it over with
Notes: submitted via eggdrop by ShamLap
<LarchOye> hey, anyone know how to move a channel window up in the list in irssi?
<LarchOye> apparently last time I got kicked from here it didn't rejoin, and now my channels are out of order...
<LarchOye> heh
<^Da5id^> Ctrl+z
... LarchOad :larchoye@ninjutsu.iddx.net: has joined #skark
<LarchOad> nice buttfucker
<^Da5id^> hahaha
<amagosa> So I was like, whatever, I'll go with him. Maybe I'll get to know him better and he'll aggravate me less.
<amagosa> Christina was bragging to me about how her boyfriend was going to take her out, and that's why she couldn't go out to dinner with us
<amagosa> So Dennis, the dorky guy, and I, sit down at Applebees and order dinner
<amagosa> And not 5 minutes pass before Christina walks in and sits down with us
[ed: ... time passes ... ]
* terje waits for the end of amagosas story
<oteg> he's spanking it to the thought of the super, super cute friend of his
<oteg> and the dorky guy
<HighElf> this better end up with someone's head on a stick
<oteg> yay
<terje> thats it? what a shitty story
<Phil21> haha
*** terje is now known as amagosa_
<amagosa_> so anyway
<amagosa_> she comes and sits down
<HighElf> haha
<spam> mahaha
<amagosa_> and the dorky guy starts hitting on her
<oteg> heh
<amagosa_> and he says something about linux that makes no sense!!!
* spam sits in front of uncle amagosa_
<amagosa_> and im like dude you are so dumb you dont know linux
<amagosa_> after a while he had like 4 long islands
<amagosa_> and started groping my super cute friend
<amagosa_> and im like dude, get off her or ill kick your ass
<amagosa_> so he gets up and takes his vest off and wants to fight!
<spam> haha vest
<amagosa_> she starts begging me not to
<`mx> whats funny is actually wacthing amagosa kicking someones ass.
<spam> hahaha
<spam> vest
<amagosa_> but i got up and kicked him in the balls, grabbed her hand, and ran out the door
<amagosa_> so were driving home and she gets a call on her cell
<Phil21> haha
<Phil21> it's like a fishing story! cool!
<amagosa_> and says "oh, my boyfriend is actually home, were going out now" so i drop her off at Tod's house and go home and beat off to anime, the end
*** amagosa_ is now known as terje
Notes: A long winded but classic story from years past