skark QDB: Bottom Quotes #skark flagship QDB - all funnies welcome! http://qdb.skark.net/bottom Sat, 28 Aug 2010 19:18:58 +0000 rwong@houseofskark.net http://chirpy.sourceforge.net/ Quote 72 http://qdb.skark.net/72 http://qdb.skark.net/72 Tue, 6 Nov 2007 14:46:49 +0000 [Up] (−4/4) [Down] [Report]

<Crash2Wrk> sup drag how u doin whats new die

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<Drageon> you've only dated cokewhores it seems, christopher walken jr
<R-dog> if anyone

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<joep> dorf kept trying to suck my cock

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(@goober) pope: when you suck on a tranny, do they let out a little puff of smoke?

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<flackman> thank you for calling comcast I do apologize for the wait

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<pope_> Fuck I stayed up cleaning my house all night and I didn't even get to suck any tranny cock

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<pope_> I am gonna get me some south paw spanking

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<spam> I LOVE COCK, IT FEELS SO GOOD IN MY CHERRY ASS

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<pope___> Wow people here are dumb

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<McWhiskey> you don't like a little poop action?  heh

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<Jerry Springer> Maybe if we can't be committed to another person, we can at least be committed to the concept of character.

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<SugarTits> the backdoor is full with a stapler right now

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<@eternal> poke more smot!

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]]> Quote 87 http://qdb.skark.net/87 http://qdb.skark.net/87 Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:29:04 +0000 [Up] (−2/2) [Down] [Report]

<^Da5id^> but mine is definately smaller than dan's

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<LarchOye> you know chun li’s lightning kick from street fighter 2?
<LarchOye> I do the same move... with my dong

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klutz> wheres larch when you need low level shit
klutz> hahaha i texted his phone "EMERGENCY"

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<RN-Nagios>  1969/12/31 18:00  OK  aggr3003-1.ord2
<@ChuffyKow> yay

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<@spam> it's friday the 13th
<@spam> I should put some fucking clothes on
<@spam> I'm stark naked in my chair and have been working for like 4 hours
<@spam> !w msp
<@sysop> Minneapolis-Saint Paul International, Minnesota; 11:53/April 13, 2007; Conditions: Partly Cloudy
<@sysop> Temperature: 49F (9C); Windchill: 45F (7C); High/Low: 51/29F (10/-1C); Humidity: 31%
<@sysop> Dew Point: 19F (-7C); UV: 7/16; Wind: West at 10 MPH (17 KPH)
<@GooB> haha
<@GooB> rock
<@spam> not warm enough for a full day
<@spam> my feet are cold
<@GooB> !w 33664
<@sysop> Tampa, Florida; 12:53/April 13, 2007; Conditions: Clear
<@sysop> Temperature: 84F (29C); High/Low: 84/67F (28/19C); Humidity: 25%
<@sysop> Dew Point: 45F (7C); UV: 14/16; Wind: NE at 8 MPH (13 KPH)
<@HighElf> FUCK YUO
<@HighElf> you have not had motherfucking light mist snow or whatever.  :P
<@GooB> no, just lotsa rain
<@spam> rain > light snow mist.

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<LarchOye> anyone wanna cyber?

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<obstic> I give you permission to fap to me

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<obstic> iaw tits

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<obstic> it is not crowning the anus yet but it is pretty much maximim density

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<`klutz> no matter, tell me this, are you interested in buying a baby
<goober> does it come with a kathy lee gifford sweatshop starter kit?
<`klutz> how much are you looking to spend?
<goober> dunno, is there a price break for quantity?

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<cut> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
<cut> I THINK POPTIX IS PISSED BECAUSE SPAM GOT TO COURTNEY BEFORE HE COULD

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]]> Quote 699 http://qdb.skark.net/699 http://qdb.skark.net/699 Mon, 3 Aug 2009 22:31:17 +0000 [Up] (−1/1) [Down] [Report]

<pope_> He's friends with klutz so that's prolly why facebook recognizes him.... He onlyi facebooks with fags so I am not his friend

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]]> Quote 695 http://qdb.skark.net/695 http://qdb.skark.net/695 Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:21:26 +0000 [Up] (−1/1) [Down] [Report]

<ak|ra_> Spam knows me, and that's all that really fucking matters

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<popefone> I'll cook your fucking face bitch

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<poptix> i don't care if my lawyer is from africa and speaks in a tongue clicking language

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<f00> .I am a butt man

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<LarchOye> I'M A FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOT

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<popefone> Either that or he will knock me over with his giant penis

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]]> Quote 652 http://qdb.skark.net/652 http://qdb.skark.net/652 Sun, 10 May 2009 08:48:28 +0000 [Up] (−1/1) [Down] [Report]

<pope> Don't slip on a white castle and fall on a knife

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<poptix> node is 2 inches longer than me

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<spam> the only 3-ways I'm going to do are with women

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<ChuffyKow> you're gonna sit in a hottub with jlowe?
<Phil21> yes
<Phil21> I'm nekked in the tub

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<LarchOye> well 37 is close to 3

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<kazzy> i like clubs but onlu gay ones so my ass doesnt get grabbed by wierd black men

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<poptix> i live in a house in the ghetto

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<popefone> The pants I wore today are pretty much covered in twolves beer

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<poptix> the blood was tasty
<eternal> LOL
<eternal> fucking vampire

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Netsplit over, joins: breasts

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<McFisty> HE FILLED ME WITH HIS WHITE HOT MAGIC JUICE

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]]> Quote 559 http://qdb.skark.net/559 http://qdb.skark.net/559 Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:03:51 +0000 [Up] (−1/1) [Down] [Report]

<HighElf> I'm thinking double anal, hardcore.

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]]> Quote 558 http://qdb.skark.net/558 http://qdb.skark.net/558 Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:45:36 +0000 [Up] (−1/1) [Down] [Report]

<McFisty> cause i mean, why wouldnt some whore in a bee costume vomiting on a dude be fapworthy?

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<goober> I like cock

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<PopyMcGee> I'm friends with all my direct family members on myspace

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<PopyMcGee> she has my big head

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]]> Quote 549 http://qdb.skark.net/549 http://qdb.skark.net/549 Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:42:59 +0000 [Up] (−1/1) [Down] [Report]

<low> jesus invented dick docking hehehe

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<ENDESTRiA> what the heck is crack-a-lackin

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<McFisty> BUT IF I DID HAVE A WEINER
<McFisty> IT WOULD BE HUGE
<McFisty> ID FUCK ALL OF YOU
<McFisty> IN THE EYE SOCKET

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