<popefone> I wanna eat the blowhole

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<@poptix> fingering and handjobs should count imo

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<miker> the paper basically says, P2P file sharing is used for bad reasons, but it should be allowed because it does have a good purpose, and it would be complicated as hell to even try and get rid of it, the end.
<miker> except its 4.5 pages long
<HighElf> add a rickroll to it
<miker> I should have done a paper on 4chan.
<miker> 4chan should go die in a fire, the end.
<HighElf> or is the best thing evar

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<^Da5id^> anyone feel like renting a house in northern richfield with me?
<pope_> how about you pay to live in my house but you are gone all the time?

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<@joep> can you go down there and be like "oh no no im not a protestor, pass me a shield and a bat i wanna own some hippies"
<@^Da5id^> "Dude, srsly, gimme a stick.  I fucking hate patchouli"

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<poptix> i've been beefing up my one handed typing skills since the day i found the internet

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<goober> i'm pretty sure i could take a large cock in the pooper

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<Phil21> the pure intelligence in this channel is so overwhelming I'm not sure of what to do, the force of the arguments.. I just cannot grasp them.

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<obstic> I give you permission to fap to me

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<spam> I wonder if I had a huge gut if I could fuck my belly button

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<nodr> i bet poptix catches a football very gay.

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Courtney: personally, you couldn't pay me to ice fish
Courtney: it's smelly, it's cold, you could die, easily

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<LarchOye> or I will clog your mother, and fuck your toilet.

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<popefone> Do they run on the turf?
<HighElf> the turf is made of infidels
<popefone> I would like to handicap that

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<thevishnu> erd is gay.  As in homo. This is my quote!

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<McWisky> do i look ready to save some people
<McWisky> or do i look stoned?
<spam> you look like a faggot

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<pope_> well besides the bathroom looking like a drunk hobo exploded house is sorta clean

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<spam> I now dream of the BLENDTEC TOTAL BLENDER
<spam> WILL IT BLEND?
<spam> YES IT FUCKING WILL

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<HighElf> hm
<HighElf> think the wall is about to beat me in this staring contest
<HighElf> :(
<HighElf> fuck.
<HighElf> wall 1, mexican 0
<GooB> heh
<GooB> that exciting of a night?
<HighElf> dude, the wall started it
<HighElf> I'm gonna kill that bitch someday

<TitFisty> semen is not the same as baseball cards

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<^Da5id^> !gf the pope vs off to horse racing porn
<sysop> By results on Google: the pope beats off to horse racing porn by 7,660,000 to 316,000!

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<spam> this is like talking to a bunch of nuns about cage fighting
<eternal> spam: You ever seen a nun cage fight?
<spam> eternal: no but I've got a boner now, thanks

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<spam> I'm biking to culver's, see you fat fucks later

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MNEvenflow: I want my computer to ship today... can you do a little good luck dance to make sure that it ships for me?  Err... for Sarah... since it's "her" Christmas gift?
laptopmikey: I can grab my junk. But I dont know if that will help
MNEvenflow: I was more thinking of the "truffle shuffle"
laptopmikey: But my junk needed itching, so that was the better pl

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<^Da5id^> I have no illusions about my geekiness.

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rina: where's dorf
poptix: dorf is most likely hiding in sevens crotch

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<Courtney> bar sluts are people too

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<pope__> I work in the basement so I get viberated every once and a while

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<`mx> I like hunting the cock.

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<obstic> I am interested in cock
<obstic> only cock

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Courtney: MOAR KITTIES

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<spam> all trannies seem to have misfigured genitalia

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<LarchOye> Fantasy ass fucking
<LarchOye> hold on, gotta reg that domain

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<pope> tony you should bring a bottle
<pope> if you got one
<HighElf> k

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<joep> kazzy: im going to smell like 7 assholes by the time i get outa here

<joep> i will give one of you a fucking handjob if you figure out whats wrong with my samba server

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<PedoBear> FUCK YES
<PedoBear> UNDERAGE MIDGETS is what this pedobear wants

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<@spam> and then he said "BOY I WISH THE FUCKING WAITRESS WOULD COME BACK WITH MY REFILLS"
... nodeus [nodeus@ninjutsu.iddx.net] has joined #skark
<@spam> this angered the man, who protested by sounding the private alarm.  this gave Jarvis approximately 25 minutes to make it out of the city alive.
<@poptix> sync
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<@eternal> so, I ate 2 pounds of cherries last night.
<@poptix> orly
<@eternal> yeah
<@eternal> it was awesome
<`mx> my myspace rules
<`mx> http://www.myspace.com/sharkswithfrickinglazers
<@HighElf> private.
<@klutz> mymymy
<@klutz> hahahaha thats an awesome name
<@spam> eternal: did you shit all fucking day?
<@eternal> not yet
<@Evie> i hate myspace
<@Evie> hate hate hate
<@eternal> I'm waiting for the first pangs of gut-rot
<@eternal> eve, stop being a hater
<@Evie> hatr
<@Evie> hate
<@HighElf> must be a facebook whore.
<@spam> what in the fuck
<@spam> there is some god awful squawking coming over the speakers
<@spam> apparently someone figured it's a good natural noise to break minutes of silence in ambient music
<@eternal> http://electricgod.net/images/people/friends/sexyeevee.jpg
<@spam> 100% Free Range Irritating Noise
<@eternal> this is how I blackmail people
<@eternal> pics from 7 years ago
<@eternal> DO YOU REALIZE EVE, THAT THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO NOW?
<@spam> I pulled a memory in active short term cycles that happened to be 10 years old :(
<@spam> that pissed me off
<@eternal> it happens
<@eternal> I guess
<@eternal> I think I just killed eve
<@eternal> I have to buy a new mouse today
<@spam> well, the short term memory wasn't of her, in case you were asking
<@eternal> no
<@spam> I'm not down with these mind games you know
<@eternal> I assumed it was unrelated except in that it was an old memory
<@eternal> or is that mammory?
<@spam> it's a regular work day just like any other
<@eternal> I have to buy a new mouse today you know
<@spam> fuck, really?
<@eternal> I'm supposed to be sleeping.
<@eternal> yes
<@spam> I have like 69 spare mice ifyou want a cheap one
<@eternal> okay
<@eternal> usb, optical?
<@Evie> wtf 7 years
<@eternal> yeah
<@eternal> that was from 2000
<@eternal> sorry
<@eternal> 6 years
<@Evie> lol
<@HighElf> heh
<@eternal> from Jamie's bday in 2001
<@Evie> ahh
<@spam> The features requested are currently unavailable on items currently in stick.  Please try again later.
<@Evie> i just scanned in some pix from 1998
<@spam> s/tick/tock/
<@sysop> <spam> The features requested are currently unavailable on items currently in stock.  Please try again later.
<@spam> HAHAHAHAH
<@eternal> Hahah..  spam, you rock.
<@spam> TICK FOR TOCK, BITCH.
<@eternal> TICK FOR TOCK TO THE ROCK, NOW GET OFF OF MY BLOCK!
<@eternal> See, I can freestyle rap some shit.
<@spam> best not FLOCK, 'fore I judge y'all with my GLOCK
<@eternal> nice...
<@eternal> but really?  I need to fucking SLEEP for a few hours.
<@eternal> bblbbq
<@spam> we're not taking STOCK, keep your eyes on the CLOCK
<@eternal> but best not reach for my cock, or I'll put your life in hock!
<@spam> and the cow jumped over the moons
<@spam> over my hammy
<@spam> mostly due to being on fire at the time.
<@eternal> okay, time now, really
<@eternal> Hah
<@spam> dude
<@spam> hold on
<@eternal> what?
<@eternal> shit
<@spam> I was about to bitch in a ticket
<@eternal> you're killing me here.
<@spam> you're lucky this isn't lodged officially
<@spam> opting for private resolution
<@eternal> okay, what ticket.
<@eternal> oh
<@spam> Gospel:
<@spam> If one notes a ticket with an identifiable deadline which is subsequently missed, please fill out the necessary forms and fax in an excuse request to his most Holy Judge, with quality handwritten copies also to be delivered to all witnesses of the original ticket note and any possible witnesses of those witnesses, in accordance with Commonwealth and Imperial directives valid through 2067.
<@spam> If after double-blind, double-dipped private reviews and an open hearing on specially reserved Tuesdays for public scrutinizing the petition receives the requisite endorsements and commissions, plus both red and green stars affixed PROPERLY (be sure to remember the errata published to address sudden chemical hydraulic failure in steps 3c.5MNN.1068882-1068883
<@spam> with the fouth optional subresolution fulfilled!!) to the handy StarCard[tm] conveniently located in our specially marked boxes, you may lodge a request with the yellow team's practice goalie, the short guy with the remarkable teeth if you remember that one!  This request must be presented with respect for common speech/public address fashions and language, in verbally perfect Cantonese, with the honorific references to the act of learning how to properly wire
<`mx> wtf
<@poptix> spam: sounds like an RN policy
<@spam> suddenly the instructions ended so I think we can safely say that it was about 40% complete
<@spam> so while you have to follow the full 40% currently, you may ignore 60% of something else
<@eternal> okay, so the point there was "don't just let shit sit"
<@spam> for example, you could ignore 60% of someone's clothes
<@HighElf> no only means no 40% of the time?
<@eternal> apparently
<@spam> err, bill, points weren't covered due to an acute lack of stenographers
<@spam> but I do know you start accumulating about 12 every 10 seconds
<@eternal> understood.
<@spam> assign them to the right attributes and you'll level basically without doing anything but orderin
g wine and selling it to the broken NPC vendor outside
<@spam> ok thanks for the time, good chat we just had
<@eternal> should someone somewhere be scared that we understand eachother in this conversation?
<@spam> if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and accomplish something called work.
<@spam> if you've heard of it??
<@eternal> okay
<@eternal> I have.. esp last night.
<@spam> sorry, typo
<@spam> if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and accomplish something called beating off in the garage.
<@eternal> hah
<@spam> a regular mistake.  the keys are like right next to each other.
* spam &
* eternal sleeps with a horrible vision in his head.
<@spam> wear sandals in that garage for your own good.
<@HighElf> work is horrible, ain't it.
<@spam> 5 second rule == no way

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<low> every1s nice
<low> till u touch their kids

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`mx shits his pants

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<eternal> I DONT GET PEOPLE WHO BOY TOYS TO KEEP THEM IN THE BOXES

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<goober> JAMES I'M GOING TO REST MY TESTICLES ON YOR EYESOCKETS
<LarchOye> rest
<LarchOye> more like
<LarchOye> shove them in there

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<eternal> SPAM FUCKED DORF

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<Shammy> my drivers license says i got an F in sex

<Saiae`> His ass suddenly stops bleeding -- not even a drip -- and he walks away.

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<McWhiskey> and you know what you should do
<McWhiskey> suck it
<WiskyTits> ohhh ok, i like that idea

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< `mx> I just farted and I think I shit my pants.

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<pope> Don't slip on a white castle and fall on a knife

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<ojllaj> damn i got fucked up last night
<ojllaj> i just woke up, apparently i had passed out on the bathroom floor naked
<ojllaj> looks like we ordered dominos though
<ojllaj> fuck

<obstic> iaw tits

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