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#456 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-28 23:10 GMT
<joep> pope did u clean your toilet
<joep> ;)
<pope_> Na it still works
<joep> haha
<joep> one day "crap it doesnt work anymore, maybe i should clean all this puke off it!" ;)
<poptix> just pull a dorf and move somewhere else when your old place is too much of a mess to clean
<poptix> =)
<pope_> Or I could pull a poptix and let black guys steal my toilet -
#31 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-10 10:17 GMT
<e-rock> yep they call me g-cock
<HcC> the G stands for Gangrene
<e-rock> Gigantic
<rickyc> Gross
<spam> it stands for giner
<spam> noob
<e-rock> giner?
<e-rock> not even a word
<e-rock> nice try dumbass
<spam> your mom shows differently
<spam> ask her to show you how I taught her
<e-rock> hmm I'm not offended by the mother insults
<e-rock> more offended by your limited vocabulary
<spam> but they sure are fun to make up
<e-rock> throw more of that
<e-rock> spew more of your 3rd grade vocabulary
<e-rock> perhaps I should use smaller words so you will understand
<spam> yes, more vowel sounds, please!
<e-rock> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING
<e-rock> let me talk slower
<e-rock> do you
<e-rock> understand
<e-rock> the words
<rickyc> yes, typing in capitals will help comprehension
<e-rock> sometimes you have to shout at special ed kids
<spam> the small letters make me feel funny :(
<spam> haha have you ever screamed at deaf kids on the playground
<e-rock> I don't worry about deaf kids
<spam> they don't know what's happening until you kinda gleek on them from the forceful yelling
<e-rock> just those like you who suffer from down syndrome
<rickyc> downe's
<spam> can't even spell retardation correctly
<spam> please to be feeding me more of this advanced vernacular
<e-rock> where do I attempt to spell "retardation" ?
<e-rock> this is funny because spam used a non-existant word as opposed to me making a spelling error
<spam> actually you're right
<e-rock> ;)
<spam> for you, giner is DEFINITELY non existant.
<e-rock> and Merriam-Webster agrees
<e-rock> :)
<e-rock> so in your little fantasy world it does
<spam> oh for fuck's sake
<spam> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giner
<spam> on the off chance that you're serious
<e-rock> urbandictionary? thats a reliable source haha
<noki> hi,anybody plz tell me the release date of psp slim?plz
<HcC> last week ?
<noki> and is it available in uk n usa & at what price?plz tell
<HcC> use google ya fucking idiot
<e-rock> hah
<Savior-X> if you wouldve googled you couldve gotten the silver bundle for 170us. but you didnt so enjoy the 200 price tag. cores arent out
<e-rock> people are so courteous here
<noki> google says hcc mother n sister took all slim psps in their ass so come back soon or go to hccs mother ass
<e-rock> is that true HcC ?
<HcC> my mom died in 9/11
<e-rock> nice
<e-rock> we'll celebrate her death tomorrow
<HcC> stfu
<HcC> and noki is from pakistan
<HcC> don't help that fuck
<HcC> fucking terrorist
<e-rock> I like pakistan
<HcC> you like packing stan
<HcC> faggot
<e-rock> hmm
<spam> HAHA
<spam> HAHAHA -
#18 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2007-06-05 16:56 GMT
work powwow:
<Phil21> so... why did the transfer ticket more or less have nothing done at all on it for 3 days?
<Phil21> ugh
<Phil21> I hate seeing this stuff, it just makes me fucking pissed.
<ChuffyKow> because i'm still wrangling sites to transfer
<ChuffyKow> a lot of them are crapping out
<Phil21> that's fine, but 3 days without letting anyone know what's happening?
<Phil21> shit like that
<Phil21> not you specifically, just in general
<Phil21> and I swear to fucking god rahim eats forks
<Phil21> I just added 4 to the collection, and we're again down to 3
<Phil21> so that's 4 eaten in like a month
<Phil21> I need to find some cheapass bulk forks and order 200 of them
<ChuffyKow> I had a dog piss on me while I was asleep in bed, so fuck your forks
<spam> oh man
<spam> don't step this week.
<Phil21> that's your own dumbass fault for allowing a dog in your house, not to mention in your fucking bed
<spam> this week was bad.
<ChuffyKow> didn't allow it in my bed!
<ChuffyKow> the fucking FIANCE threw him on me
<Phil21> does said FIANCE have black eye?
<spam> I was having the worst diarrhea I've ever had
<Phil21> and pee breath from licking it up?
<Phil21> if not, you lose.
<spam> I was taking a sip of pepto bismol and suddenly decided I needed to throw up
<ChuffyKow> no, but she cooked me dinner and bought me some new clothes at eddie bauer to make up for it
<spam> like, now
<Phil21> lol
<Phil21> heh
<Phil21> pepto
<Phil21> I hate that shit
<Phil21> never. ever.
<spam> usually it's ok
<Phil21> pill form ftw
<ChuffyKow> spam: man, I puked after drinking some pepto last week. My vomit was pink.
<spam> so anyway I tried to lean over to the sink but jammed the corner of it into my ribs, not working. I had to dive into the toilet with my green/yellow shit in it
<spam> shit dripping from my ass down my leg
<spam> trying [desperately] to flush
<spam> pink capped puke coming from the bottom of my stomach
<ChuffyKow> hahaha
<spam> then suddenly I go hazy and my palms get sweatty
<spam> I'm trying [even more desperately] not to pass out and give myself a 5-alarm swirly
<Phil21> lol
<spam> I hadn't puked like that since I ate some bad eggs at embers like 10 years ago
<spam> abdomen ripping kind
<ChuffyKow> what's a regex for removing the first 57 characters from every line in a file?
<spam> ^.{39}
<spam> err
<spam> ^.{57}
<spam> is your regex -
#1 Up↑ /10 Down↓ [Report] 2006-12-29 04:37 GMT
<amagosa> So I was like, whatever, I'll go with him. Maybe I'll get to know him better and he'll aggravate me less.
<amagosa> Christina was bragging to me about how her boyfriend was going to take her out, and that's why she couldn't go out to dinner with us
<amagosa> So Dennis, the dorky guy, and I, sit down at Applebees and order dinner
<amagosa> And not 5 minutes pass before Christina walks in and sits down with us
[ed: ... time passes ... ]
* terje waits for the end of amagosas story
<oteg> he's spanking it to the thought of the super, super cute friend of his
<oteg> and the dorky guy
<HighElf> this better end up with someone's head on a stick
<oteg> yay
<terje> thats it? what a shitty story
<Phil21> haha
*** terje is now known as amagosa_
<amagosa_> so anyway
<amagosa_> she comes and sits down
<HighElf> haha
<spam> mahaha
<amagosa_> and the dorky guy starts hitting on her
<oteg> heh
<amagosa_> and he says something about linux that makes no sense!!!
* spam sits in front of uncle amagosa_
<amagosa_> and im like dude you are so dumb you dont know linux
<amagosa_> after a while he had like 4 long islands
<amagosa_> and started groping my super cute friend
<amagosa_> and im like dude, get off her or ill kick your ass
<amagosa_> so he gets up and takes his vest off and wants to fight!
<spam> haha vest
<amagosa_> she starts begging me not to
<`mx> whats funny is actually wacthing amagosa kicking someones ass.
<spam> hahaha
<spam> vest
<amagosa_> but i got up and kicked him in the balls, grabbed her hand, and ran out the door
<amagosa_> so were driving home and she gets a call on her cell
<Phil21> haha
<Phil21> it's like a fishing story! cool!
<amagosa_> and says "oh, my boyfriend is actually home, were going out now" so i drop her off at Tod's house and go home and beat off to anime, the end
*** amagosa_ is now known as terje