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#57 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2007-10-24 18:36 GMT
<joe_p> my cousins got funny stories about TKD tournaments, kicking kids through the advertisement banners etc
<joe_p> heh
<spam> one thing that taekwondo has going for it is the brutality may not be there
<spam> but the amount of force it takes to knock you the fuck out like a chump is the same across the board
<spam> so it's like swinging a wrecking ball
<^Da5id^> *shrug* a broken nose hurts regardless of how it was accomplished, by accident or with a knee to the face
<spam> most people will jump out of the way but you'll have one dumb motherfucker that decides it's going to swerve before he does in front of some females
<spam> that wreckingball translates to the warp speed kicks that show your heel in a lovely orbit, bodies twisting beginning with three toes, to calf to lower knee ligaments, to upper knee ligaments, up on through forehead muscles, with timed breathing, yelling directly at Kim Jong through the Buddha Gate, waiting until moons are in alignment
<spam> it becomes a weird game of asians making each other flinch and then hoping that you started flying through the air before he did