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#60 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2007-10-25 19:17 GMT
<carcosa> someone needs to come out with powered fleshlights that mount under desks
<carcosa> I bet they would sell like mad
<ShamLap> isn't that what gf are for?...
<carcosa> shamlap gfs are for bringing tombstone pizza while you are getting serruptitous blowjobs from your desk-cunt -
#1 Up↑ /10 Down↓ [Report] 2006-12-29 04:37 GMT
<amagosa> So I was like, whatever, I'll go with him. Maybe I'll get to know him better and he'll aggravate me less.
<amagosa> Christina was bragging to me about how her boyfriend was going to take her out, and that's why she couldn't go out to dinner with us
<amagosa> So Dennis, the dorky guy, and I, sit down at Applebees and order dinner
<amagosa> And not 5 minutes pass before Christina walks in and sits down with us
[ed: ... time passes ... ]
* terje waits for the end of amagosas story
<oteg> he's spanking it to the thought of the super, super cute friend of his
<oteg> and the dorky guy
<HighElf> this better end up with someone's head on a stick
<oteg> yay
<terje> thats it? what a shitty story
<Phil21> haha
*** terje is now known as amagosa_
<amagosa_> so anyway
<amagosa_> she comes and sits down
<HighElf> haha
<spam> mahaha
<amagosa_> and the dorky guy starts hitting on her
<oteg> heh
<amagosa_> and he says something about linux that makes no sense!!!
* spam sits in front of uncle amagosa_
<amagosa_> and im like dude you are so dumb you dont know linux
<amagosa_> after a while he had like 4 long islands
<amagosa_> and started groping my super cute friend
<amagosa_> and im like dude, get off her or ill kick your ass
<amagosa_> so he gets up and takes his vest off and wants to fight!
<spam> haha vest
<amagosa_> she starts begging me not to
<`mx> whats funny is actually wacthing amagosa kicking someones ass.
<spam> hahaha
<spam> vest
<amagosa_> but i got up and kicked him in the balls, grabbed her hand, and ran out the door
<amagosa_> so were driving home and she gets a call on her cell
<Phil21> haha
<Phil21> it's like a fishing story! cool!
<amagosa_> and says "oh, my boyfriend is actually home, were going out now" so i drop her off at Tod's house and go home and beat off to anime, the end
*** amagosa_ is now known as terje -
#426 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 20:40 GMT
[15:29:21] S P A M: |^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ||______
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[15:30:23] S P A M: HAHAHA
[15:30:26] S P A M: whoops
[15:30:32] S P A M: I thought I had a password in the paste buffer
[15:30:38] S P A M: and instead it was the who gives a fuck truck
[15:31:10] S P A M: so it looked like this
[15:31:16] S P A M: root@64.210.144.162's password:
|.The WHO GIVES A | ||'""|""\_,_
| __ FUCK TRUCK __ l ||__|__|_|)
|(@)(@)****(@)(@)****|( @)**